...and then Buffy told Edward he was a creepy stalker, and she staked him.

Having recently been sucked into actually reading Twilight (and yes, it's as terrible as you think, both in writing and philosophy), I was thrilled to come across this video mashup of Buffy and Edward Cullen from the Twilight movie. If only Bella Swan had reacted this way to Edward's ridiculous angsty broodiness.